Head Scratching Info from the Mind of the Uninspired

Is it December already? I've had "update blog" on my to do list for over a week now. Just waiting for the inspiration to kick in. With all the hustle and bustle that comes in December, I hardly have time to compose any logical thoughts, so here are a few things that are not so logical. A few things that made me go...huh?!

*Do you know the hottest thing on the auction market for Christmas this year is a big lump of rhinoceros poop? Yes, if you are looking for just the right thing for that special someone, you can purchase, for the bargain price of $500, a lovely, freeze dried, glass encased piece of near extinct rhino poop. Seriously, nothing says I love you, like a big piece of crap. Incidentally...this is not on my wish list.

*Did you know that you can purchase on eBay a 215 inch TV for only $16.98? Now that is breakthrough technology at a bargain basement price. Buy two, and they will throw in two 1963 airbrush paintings of Archie and Jughead. Seriously, you can find ANYTHING you need on eBay. Or anything you don't need...

*I heard on TV today that Oprah makes $422.00 a minute. A MINUTE. That's sixty seconds people! No wonder she can afford to give so much stuff away. She is richer than Queen Elizabeth. Could you imagine the number of TVs she could get off eBay with that kind of daily income?

*Harv was at a hockey game tonight, and dropping the game starting puck was a lovely bride, dressed in white complete with groom and bridal party entourage. Seriously? Is that your dream? To interrupt your wedding to drop the puck at a junior level hockey game? Well, I guess some cut the cake, some throw the bouquet, and others throw a piece of rubber for a bunch of sweaty men with sticks. Now that's romance.

Well, that's it. That's all I've got for tonight. My mind is as blank as my pool of inner inspiration.